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Amuseables Asparagus

Amuseables Asparagus

 

Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records.


He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates...


With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.

Dimensions: 7.5 inches tall!
Main Materials: Polyester, Cotton
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans

$77.00 CAD
$77.00 CAD
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